To whom it may concern,
I hope this email finds you well. Pierce & Pierce Mergers & Acquisitions has recently gone through a bit of a shift in personnel, so we had our design department create portraits and business cards for each of the new employees. once you give the ok on these ill let Janet in design know to print out the business cards and frame the portraits.
Due to the situation with Dan and the you know what... we've brought on a new CEO. His name is Jake Bateman. he was the former CEO of snakes for cakes, a non profit dedicated to providing food for snakes who have lost homes due to human intervention. Recently, jake decided to make a switch to the private sector. I've attached the proposed Portrait and card below
Because patsy was helping Dan with the you know what... we had to hire a new secradairy for Jake. Jake requested to we hire his secradairy from cakes for snakes, Cowrisa Dairryere.
Geoffery Giorgio is going to be our new senior girrafic designer. before coming here he worked as the lead designer at toyota and has a long history in corporate design. Geoffrey is a bit eccentric and tattoos the places that he works on his neck.
Our next new employee is going to be taking over the head of sharketing position. our last head of sharketing, Tina the tuna, didn't have the fierce disposition required for our faced paced environment. I haven't met Mel personally, but according the Peter the parrot in HR, they are known as a real shark.
Lastly we hired a new snails associate. She was fresh out of college and graduated top of her class. she went to UC Santa Cruz to study monkey business.
Best,
Grant